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Famous Quotes "Smoking is like masterbating, in the end your only screwing yourself."

"Politics can be easyly defined by looking at it's roots. Poli meaning many and tics as in blood sucking creatures."

One t-shirt read. "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running you should too."

If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, then why practice.

The art of negotiation is saying "Nice doggy" untill you can find a big enough rock.