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Me: Hey computer, wanna procrastinate?
Comp: Sure?
Me: My choices?
Comp: Well you could never do your college apps and ruin your life.
Me: hmmm...
Comp: or never do you clippings files, not study for the SAT, not do you math homework, not read hamlet, never practice your trumpet, not do your physics homework, never learn french, and much more!
Me: No way! My options are limitless!
Comp: Yup, all at your fingertips, just pick one. In fact, pick them all, you're tired, you can't be productive right now anyways!
Me: Good point.